April 2012
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque:
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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Ways to introduce Jesus without saying "Jesus":
ann-walker:
“the only blonde blue-eyed guy in Jerusalem”
“the guy who ripped out a chick’s hymen from the inside out”
“JC”
“died to save you from your sins but then he got back so I don’t know if that really counted”
“BET YOU CAN’T DO THAT AGAIN guy”
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I did a little experiment today.
Results: Yes, I still cry when End of an Era comes on shuffle.
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The day before yesterday, I introduced my mother...
And now she loves it.
shoesofmoriarty:
moraniarty:
catch you
later
NO, YOU WON’T
March 2012
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Ever been on a skateboard?
Yes. I own one, even. But I never ride it for fear of dying a painful, clumsy death.
Askmethingspleasepleaselalalala
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While I read Catching Fire I am literally constantly switching between hysterically laughing, sobbing, and silently screaming at all the characters.
I’ve done a lot of flailing.
This book is giving me SO MANY FEELS.
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Ever wish you were 50 feet tall? If not, what...
No, not really. Maybe for a few minutes to see what it was like, but no. I’d probably just walk around and look at stuff. Or like walk somewhere far really quickly. :P
Askmethingspleasepleaselalalala
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Have you ever spit on someone?
Not on purpose…
Askmethingspleasepleaselalalala
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How often do you wash your feet?
Umm… Well they get cleaned every day in the shower, but I only specifically wash my feet when I have a reason. So like after I go barefoot somewhere, or after I dance a lot and they’re super sore.
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Would you ever date an African-American?
haha sure, if it were statistically possible where I live.
Askmethingspleasepleaselalalala
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Name one friend you would ever possibly agree to...
According to OkCupid, I should totally date Casey and Chloe.
Askmethingspleasepleaselalalala
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I have an unhealthy obsession with Peeta Mellark.
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i-like-nerds:
If Peeta were a redhead, he would be a ginger bread man.
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Laurel put Sherlock on a hard drive and put it in...
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GOODDDD I WANT TO SEE HUNGER GAMES SO BAD WILL...
Time Ladies: Helen Mirren →
tartansocks:
femaledoctorwho:
She would make such a BAMF Time Lady.
editor: Helen Mirren says it’s time Doctor Who was a woman.
The legendary actress, 66, told us: “I would like to play the new female Doctor Who. I don’t want to just be his sidekick.” That’d be worth a watch.
-The Daily Star
She wants it….
Oh please let her. Please oh please.
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A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
• • • • •
why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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I've just seen a map of the United States.
tartansocks:
tornadoofpwning:
sub-brotality:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
um…
EXCUSE ME.
They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES
FREEDOM SQUARES
I wish New York was that close to California.
lol Freedom
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Obscure questions. Fuck it.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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Anonymous asked: If for the next 7days you repeated tomorrow over and over. What would you do? (no one would remember anything but you. and you knew that it would end after 7 days)
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Anonymous asked: You have $100,000 and it all goes away after one day. What would you buy with the money?
